Chard and chorizo tart

The chard plants have gone rather mad on the allotment this year - here they are a month or so ago - they're now well over six feet tall.



So we've eaten lots of chard with a dash of lemon juice and olive oil, and it's been cunningly hidden in all sorts of vegetable sauces. But before outright rebellion began, I had the bright idea of combining it with chorizo...

You'll need:

a large bagful of chard leaves (you could also use spinach)
1 onion, finely chopped
lots of chorizo, sliced (I used about 10 slices for three of us)
2 eggs
a dash of milk
shortcrust pastry

Stick the oven on at about 180 degrees C, and find a quiche/flan tin or dish (preferably with a removable bottom).

Gently fry the onion in a little olive oil until it's translucent. Wash the chard, drain in a colander, and then tip into the onion pan. It'll gently wilt, and shrink to about a tenth of its former volume over a couple of minutes. Stir it occasionally to stop it sticking.

Line the flan dish with your shortcrust pastry, and then place the whole thing on a baking sheet. Tip the chard/onion mixture on top of the pastry, and then decorate roughly with the chorizo slices. Beat the two eggs together in a mixing jug, and add a splash of milk (or cream if you have it lying around the fridge). Tip into the pastry case, season with some ground black pepper, and bake in the oven for 20-30 minutes, until the pastry is crisp and the eggy mixture is set.


It goes very well with a tomato salad. Or more green leaves, if you've got an allotment glut...

Chocolate tart

With optional Easter chicks. 'Scuse the bad photo, but it was taken after a couple of glasses of fizz, and the phone was wobbling slightly.

You made this for your chocaholic Grandma for Easter Sunday lunch - we took it with us as a surprise. She wasn't allowed to look at it until all the chicks had been carefully placed on top.

It's based on a lovely Rachel Allen recipe from her Bake collection, and serves...well, that all depends on how greedy you are. We comfortably got 12 portions from it.

You'll need:

shortcrust pastry (8oz flour usually gives enough to line a 20cm flan dish, plus a little left over for 4 or 5 jam tarts)

125g milk chocolate, chopped into small pieces
175g dark chocolate (ditto)
2 eggs (beaten)
175ml double cream
125ml milk

Stick your oven on at about 180 degrees C, and grease your flan dish. Line with shortcrust pastry, prick the bottom with a fork, and then weight down a sheet of greaseproof paper with some baking beads or lentils/rice etc. Bake the pastry shell in the oven for 12-15 minutes, until it's turned golden brown.

In the meantime, mix together the cream and milk in a saucepan, and bring to boiling point. Quickly take it off the heat, and tip in the small pieces of chocolate (taking care to test a few on the way). Stir until they have dissolved, and you have a glorious creamy, glossy, chocolate-y sauce.

Leave to cool slightly, then carefully mix in the eggs. Pour the mixture into the pastry shell, and bake in the oven for 15-20 minutes - you want it to just softly set. If you leave it to cool in the tin, it'll be much easier to extract.

Butternut squash, spinach and blue cheese tart

This was inspired by the vast quantities of butternut squash in the veg box last week.

Makes enough for 4. You'll need:

a medium butternut squash, peeled and cubed
a good slug of olive oil
lots of spinach (about 1/3 of a bag, or whatever frozen stuff you can drag out)
a good hunk of blue cheese (ours was miscellaneous Sainsbury's value 'blue cheese', but stilton would be good, and roquefort or gorganzola pretty special)
one onion, finely sliced
a clove of garlic, minced
shortcrust pastry (enough for an A4-sized baking tray - 8oz flour should do the trick)

Stick the oven on at about 200 degrees C. Tip your cubed squash into an ovenproof dish, and slosh some olive oil over the top. Shake the cubes about until they're coated, then roast in the oven for 20 minutes or so, until the squash is soft.

In the meantime, fry the onion and garlic in a little olive oil until its turned translucent. Add the spinach, and heat in the pan for a couple of minutes until its wilted.

Grease your baking tray, and roll out the shortcrust pastry. Line the tray with the pastry, and then tip the onion/spinach mixture on top. Scatter over your roasted squash, and some cubes of blue cheese. It should now look a little like this:


Season with some salt and black pepper. Turn the oven down to about 180 degrees C, and bake the tart for about 20-25 minutes. It's ready when the pasty is crisp and golden brown, and the cheese has melted.

We ate ours with lashings of black pepper and a nice green salad:

Treacle tart

I wanted to find the original recipe that Uncle Dom used to make - but Grandma thought she'd thrown out the book with it in. Nigel Slater's recipe was a good substitute (although I've tweaked it slightly to make it more lemony).

Makes enough for 6-8. You'll need:

1 lemon
200g fresh white breadcrumbs
1 small tin (454g) golden syrup (I know - the whole tin!)
180g self-raising flour
90g butter, cut into small cubes
a little cold water

Stick the oven on at about 180 degrees C, and dig out a pie/flan dish (about 20 cm across) - you'll need to grease it, or line with greaseproof paper.

In a food processor, whizz together the flour and butter, until it resembles breadcrumbs. Add a little cold water (2-3 tablespoons), and let it form small pellets in the processor. Tip into a large bowl, and bring together gently into one large blob. Cover with cling film, and leave in the fridge for 10 minutes.

Once the pastry's rested, roll it out, and line your flan dish. Prick with a fork, then stick a sheet of greaseproof paper on top, and use some baking beans (ceramic or just dried beans) to weight it down. Bake in the oven for 15-20 minutes, until the pastry is golden.

In the meantime, mix together the breadcrumbs and golden syrup. Zest and juice the lemon, and sling that in there too. Tip this mixture into the pastry case, and then bake in the oven for 30 minutes or so.

Serve with ice cream. In very small portions.

Fig tart

There were so many figs around in the hedgerows at Grandma and Grandad's that we made fig tart. This is not the sort of thing that you'd make if you had to buy them in Sainsbury's.

You'll need:

20-24 figs, halved
a good dusting of icing sugar (preferably infused with vanilla)
8oz flour
3 oz butter
2 eggs (lightly beaten)
a little water

Stick the oven on at about 180 degrees.

Rub the butter into the flour, and add the eggs. Mix gently until the dough starts to come together (you may need to add a little cold water if there's not enough liquid). Wrap in clingfilm, and chill in the fridge for half an hour.

Carefully roll out the pastry, and use to line a flan tin. Place your halved figs on the pastry base in whatever pretty pattern you fancy, and then dust liberally with the icing sugar.

Bake in the oven for 35-40 minutes until the figs are cooked.

Ricotta, spinach and pine nut tart

Otherwise known as "how to use the other half a pot of ricotta leftover from making yesterday's tea - I know, I'll put some pastry with it"

Makes enough for 4 reasonably greedy people. You'll need:

half a pot of ricotta cheese (about 125g)
a medium-sized bag of spinach
a couple of onions, thinly sliced
a clove of garlic, finely chopped
a handful of pine nuts
a slosh of olive oil
lots of black pepper and a little salt
8oz flour (preferably self-raising)
1 teaspoon baking powder
a pinch of salt
2oz butter
a little milk (about 4-5 fl oz)

Stick the oven on at about 180 degrees C, and find a baking tray.

First of all make your scone base. Chuck the flour, baking powder, pinch of salt and butter in a food processor, and whizz everything round until it looks like tiny breadcrumbs. Add the milk a little at a time, so as to not drown everything, and blitz until the dough starts to come together. Roll out, and press onto a baking tray, that you've lightly greased with a little butter or oil.

Stick the onions and garlic in a pan with a good slug of olive oil, and fry until they turn translucent. Spread over the base of the tart. Tip the spinach into the same pan, and cook for a couple of minutes until it's wilted.

Dollop the ricotta roughly over the tart, and sprinkle with a few pine nuts. Drizzle a little extra olive oil on the top, and liberally apply black pepper.

Bake in the oven for 20-30 minutes - once the case is nicely browned, it's time to get it out.

We ate ours with a green salad covered in an Asian-style dressing (lots of sesame oil and soy sauce).

Leek, courgette and stilton tart

This used up the last of the leeks from the allotment. Sadly, it did nothing for the glut of swedes from the vegetable box.

You'll need:

4 or 5 medium leeks, washed and sliced
a couple of onions, sliced
a good wedge of stilton (doesn't matter if it's past its best somewhat), crumbled
a small courgette, sliced
a splosh of olive oil
lots of black pepper, and a little dried thyme
shortcrust pastry

Stick the oven on at about 200 degrees C.

Splash a little olive oil into a pan, and fry the leeks and onions on a low heat, until they soften. Add half a teaspoon of thyme, and season with black pepper.

Roll out your shortcrust pastry, and place on a baking tray (preferably one covered in greaseproof paper, or greased with a little oil or butter). You could bake the pastry blind at this point, if you have the time (cover with a sheet of greaseproof paper, and place some baking beans on top before sticking in the oven for 10 minutes or so).

If, like me, you're aiming to have tea ready for 6pm, spread the leek/onion mixture on top of the raw pastry, and dot with the slices of courgette, and the pieces of stilton.

Drizzle a little olive oil over the top, and bung in the oven for 20-30 minutes, until the pastry has turned golden brown, and the stilton has melted. (Obviously if you've already baked the pastry case blind, you'll not need as long).

We ate this with a green salad, and some new potatoes.

Onion and goat's cheese tart

While I was making mince pies, I thought I'd make a tart for tea - they use the same shortcrust pastry base.

You'll need:

a small log of goat's cheese
two or three large onions, sliced
a handful of black olives
dried thyme
black pepper
enough shortcrust pastry to line a flan tin

Stick the oven on at about 180 degrees C.

Chuck a slug of olive oil into a large frying pan, and heat. Add the sliced onions, and cook on a low heat for 15-20 minutes (at least - they can keep pottering along for much longer if you need them to), until they've softened and started to caramelise.

Roll out the shortcrust pastry, and line the flan tin. Shortcrust is usually pretty forgiving, so you can patch up corners if you haven't got the shape quite right. I use one of those flan tins with a removable base, just to make getting the damn thing out a bit easier.

Spread the onions over the base, and then top with 4 or 5 slices of goat's cheese. Sprinkle over some olives, thyme and black pepper, and then bung in the oven for 20 minutes or so until the pastry is golden and the cheese is molten.

We ate ours with a salad of spinach leaves - it went well with the oily cheese.